| #22 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 51 |
| #632 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #337 | Crimbo candied pecan | 35 |
| #46 | Crimbo crystal shards | 7 |
| #439 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #62 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #128 | ball | 53 |
| #130 | banana-frosted king cake | 18 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #75 | bread pie | 11 |
| #130 | buckyball | 46 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #82 | clear Russian | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #131 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 5 |
| #62 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 5 |
| #62 | crystal Crimbo platter | 5 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #425 | delicious salad | 122 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #52 | donated booze | 500 |
| #52 | donated candy | 500 |
| #50 | donated food | 500 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #8 | eldritch alignment spray | 200 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #165 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #59 | glistening oyster egg | 11 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #86 | green rocket | 20 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #56 | grilled mooseflank | 51 |
| #69 | lost elf luggage | 50 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #44 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #76 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #45 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #28 | mime army superserum | 5 |
| #62 | minin' dynamite | 30 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #28 | peppermint tailings | 960 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #28 | salt plum sake | 5 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #18 | silent H | 11 |
| #31 | silent I | 19 |
| #24 | silent J | 11 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #58 | silent L | 4 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #13 | silent N | 8 |
| #61 | silent O | 12 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #6 | silent R | 19 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #39 | silent U | 2 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #57 | spiritual candy cane | 4 |
| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #144 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 5 |
| #17 | tattered paper crown | 7 |
| #17 | tempura green and red bean | 5 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #202 | zombie pineal gland | 21 |