| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #63 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #387 | bat wing | 31 |
| #600 | batgut | 23 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #131 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 5 |
| #80 | drive-thru burger | 3 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #105 | headless sparrow | 17 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #46 | leathery rat skin | 476 |
| #122 | mangled squirrel | 12 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #415 | rat appendix | 14 |
| #45 | rat carcass | 69 |
| #214 | ratgut | 18 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #144 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 5 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |