| #101 | Ambitious Turkey | 3 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #828 | Imp Ale | 100 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #76 | Polysniff Perfume | 11 |
| #104 | Psychotic Train wine | 5 |
| 🥉 | Red Russian | 17 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #49 | Texas tea | 10 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #967 | Valentine | 14 |
| #63 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | artisanal limoncello | 605 |
| #224 | backwoods screwdriver | 2 |
| #148 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #95 | brilliant oyster egg | 5 |
| #86 | bubblin' crude | 338 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #465 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 99 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #329 | eldritch effluvium | 7 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #100 | freezerburned ice cube | 3 |
| #208 | ghuol egg | 113 |
| #140 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 5 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #210 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | glistening oyster egg | 5 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #199 | imp unity ring | 15 |
| #111 | incredible pizza | 2 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #295 | lucky rabbit's foot | 22 |
| #132 | lustrous oyster egg | 3 |
| #118 | magnificent oyster egg | 4 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #72 | old bronzer | 10 |
| #70 | old eyebrow pencil | 10 |
| #74 | old rosewater cream | 10 |
| #56 | pearlescent oyster egg | 13 |
| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| 🥉 | pickled egg | 2,500 |
| #80 | pigeon egg | 37 |
| #4 | plaid skirt | 16 |
| #126 | poppy | 7 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #89 | premium malt liquor | 19 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #65 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #58 | scintillating oyster egg | 15 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #16 | space wine | 36 |
| #279 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #1990 | toast | 100 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #174 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |