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| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1003 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #829 | Imp Ale | 100 |
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| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #77 | Polysniff Perfume | 11 |
| #106 | Psychotic Train wine | 5 |
| 🥉 | Red Russian | 17 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #49 | Texas tea | 10 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #969 | Valentine | 14 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | artisanal limoncello | 605 |
| #225 | backwoods screwdriver | 2 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #99 | brilliant oyster egg | 5 |
| #88 | bubblin' crude | 338 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #465 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 99 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #332 | eldritch effluvium | 7 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #100 | freezerburned ice cube | 3 |
| #209 | ghuol egg | 113 |
| #142 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 5 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #122 | glistening oyster egg | 5 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #199 | imp unity ring | 15 |
| #110 | incredible pizza | 2 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
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| #138 | lustrous oyster egg | 3 |
| #125 | magnificent oyster egg | 4 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #73 | old bronzer | 10 |
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| #77 | old rosewater cream | 10 |
| #60 | pearlescent oyster egg | 13 |
| #84 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| 🥉 | pickled egg | 2,500 |
| #80 | pigeon egg | 37 |
| #4 | plaid skirt | 16 |
| #126 | poppy | 7 |
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| #89 | premium malt liquor | 19 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #67 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #61 | scintillating oyster egg | 15 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #16 | space wine | 36 |
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