| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #47 | Boulevardier cocktail | 7 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #5 | Dragonscale breastplate | 4 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #57 | Dump Truck | 2 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #26 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 10 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
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| #24 | Mayoflex | 2 |
| #29 | Mayonex | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mayostat | 125 |
| #17 | Mayozapine | 2 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #109 | Red Roger's reliquary | 2 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #43 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 2 |
| #72 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 2 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #9 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 4 |
| #6 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 5 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #676 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 9 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #67 | big bundle of chamoix | 5 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #6 | blood-faced volleyball | 5,000 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #6 | bottle of vodka | 55,000 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #10 | candy harmonica | 21 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #224 | donated booze | 40 |
| #424 | donated candy | 5 |
| #415 | donated food | 5 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #35 | eldritch essence | 4 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #9 | flyest of shirts | 14 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
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| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #4 | hermedisiac cologne | 59 |
| #6 | imported lemon lozenge | 51 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #187 | magical pony: Uniquity | 11 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #47 | multi-level marzipan | 8 |
| #5 | mushroom slab | 4 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #21 | powdered powdered sugar | 10 |
| #5 | prescription teeth whitener | 52 |
| 🥈 | ratty knitted cap | 11,678 |
| 🥉 | red balloon | 100 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | the Archwizard's briefs | 23 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #21 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 11 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #151 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #28 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 24 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #121 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #16 | tiny glowing red nose | 2 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic reindeer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |