| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #70 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 4 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #165 | bunny liver | 57 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #50 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #43 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #146 | popsicle stick | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #15 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 2 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |