| #14 | 18-picohertz resonator crystal | 1 |
| #27 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 10 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #39 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 2 |
| #67 | Bjorn's Hammer | 5 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #115 | CSA obedience grenade | 35 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #41 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 255 |
| #1120 | Cloaca grenade | 7 |
| #185 | Cloaca-Cola | 215 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #1123 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 29 |
| #34 | SMOOCH soda | 131 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #108 | blue money bag | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #67 | clockwork thingamajig | 2 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| 🥇 | drum of tommy ammo | 98,553 |
| #267 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 49 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #888 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| #44 | tequila grenade | 236 |