| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #15 | BRICKO brick | 78,400 |
| #5 | Chester's muscle shirt | 6 |
| #8 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 5 |
| 🥈 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 43 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #53 | Z-Bone steak | 70 |
| #7 | Ze™ goggles | 1,342 |
| 🥈 | Zim Merman's guitar | 303 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #6 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 8 |
| #6 | Zombo's shield | 12 |
| #8 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 4 |
| #6 | Zombo's skull ring | 6 |
| #6 | Zombo's skullcap | 10 |
| #5 | Zoodriver | 106 |
| 🥇 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1,452 |
| 🥇 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 11 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #18 | big bundle of chamoix | 23 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #22 | chamoisole | 3 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #67 | flaregun | 258 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #239 | pretty flower | 1,000 |
| #33 | slimy alveolus | 69 |
| #24 | stuffed Hodgman | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | zen motorcycle | 186 |
| #116 | zmobie | 2 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #89 | zombie hollandaise | 15 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |