| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #378 | CSA fire-starting kit | 4 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #33 | Elf Guard MPC | 7,326 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #28 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,473 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #26 | automa-bot parts | 1,365 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #472 | bunny liver | 9 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #95 | distention pill | 2 |
| #652 | dry noodles | 40 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #135 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 469 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #57 | fried air | 67 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #25 | government candy shipment | 5 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #194 | old sweatpants | 367 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #146 | radium-flavored potato chips | 471 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 474 |