| #69 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 3 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mylar balloon | 1,111 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #219 | Sugar Cog | 11 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #23 | bottle of tequila | 3,911 |
| #405 | box of sunshine | 927 |
| #498 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #247 | daisy | 12 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #5 | heart-shaped balloon | 25,611 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #533 | lime | 11 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #566 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 44 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #713 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #304 | squashed frog | 46 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1378 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1378 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7,921 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #330 | yellow snowcone | 102 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |