| #70 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 3 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1496 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mylar balloon | 1,111 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #220 | Sugar Cog | 11 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #1459 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #23 | bottle of tequila | 3,911 |
| #406 | box of sunshine | 927 |
| #497 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #248 | daisy | 12 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #5 | heart-shaped balloon | 25,611 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #536 | lime | 11 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #565 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 44 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #603 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #715 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #305 | squashed frog | 46 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7,921 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6100 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6201 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3158 | toast | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #326 | yellow snowcone | 102 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |