| #1017 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #282 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Frank Gorshin trophy | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #13 | asbestos crossbow string | 111 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | asbestos meat stack | 311 |
| #1922 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #943 | bat guano | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #633 | black pudding | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1142 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #10 | chrome crossbow string | 111 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | chrome meat stack | 111 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #23 | cool whip | 1,337 |
| #7 | crossbow string | 1,337 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #468 | dense meat stack | 111 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #8 | gnauga hide whip | 111 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #5 | hippo whip | 500 |
| #23 | hot buttered roll | 300 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #8 | length of string | 1,337 |
| #9 | linoleum crossbow string | 111 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #5 | linoleum meat stack | 111 |
| #34 | mariachi G-string | 111 |
| #141 | meat paste | 1,337 |
| #324 | meat stack | 111 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #23 | mosquito larva | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #4 | penguin whip | 1,337 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #67 | radio button candy | 16 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #854 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1114 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #149 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #18 | sleeping snowy owl | 494 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #102 | spooky length of string | 111 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1179 | stuffed snowy owl | 42 |
| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #212 | theoretical string | 111 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #11 | yak whip | 111 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |