| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #738 | Amulet of Yendor | 20 |
| #82 | Bulky Buddy Box | 33 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #11 | Ent cider | 3,590 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #905 | bag of airline peanuts | 26 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #5008 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #799 | brick | 43 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #774 | clown hammer | 31 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #770 | defective skull | 21 |
| #596 | disturbing fanfic | 131 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #931 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #881 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #848 | fake fake vomit | 31 |
| #1092 | fake hand | 12 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #879 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #1291 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #717 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 29 |
| #1046 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1059 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #841 | whoopie cushion | 33 |
| #636 | x-ray specs | 27 |
| #1163 | yellow snowcone | 18 |
| #678 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |