Gardner

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#738Dr. Hobo's scalpel4
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#501Imp Ale300
#453Knob Goblin elite shirt11
#392Mad Train wine250
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#969Valentine14
#1029balloon monkey1
#1348barrrnacle5
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#157bloody beer200
#749blue plastic oyster egg6
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#614chaos butterfly150
#648daisy2
#1505drywall axe3
#3266easter egg balloon4
#38filthy hippy poncho22
#521furry fur100
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#594green balloon2
#4476grue egg2
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#264ice-cold Sir Schlitz800
#413ice-cold Willer100
#150ice-cold fotie350
#1603kneecapping stick2
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#492lavender plastic oyster egg8
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#2077mafia aria1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#500mugcake2
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#329oyster basket12
#1315pail3
#935pants of the Slug Lord3
#433pirate shirt3
#558potted cactus2
#272potted fern2
#2037pretty flower1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#931puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#598radio button candy1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1131red plastic oyster egg4
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#404soft green echo eyedrop antidote300
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1586string of blue beads5
#1605string of green beads5
#2246string of red beads1
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#367super-spiky hair gel200
#1487support cummerbund1
#709thin black candle100
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#4876tiny plastic leprechaun3
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#1814tiny plastic sauceror3
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#4016tiny plastic star starfish4
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#728urinal cake1
#1231valuable trinket32
#630white balloon2
#337white lightning32
#406wolf mask46
#38yellow traffic cone1

Wow, that's 3,238 items total!

what items are this player missing?