| #9 | 33398 scroll | 7,996 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #1156 | Cloaca-Cola | 8 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #769 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #13 | Comma Chameleon egg | 4 |
| #1267 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #520 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #725 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Travoltan trousers | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #395 | Valentine | 90 |
| #23 | anniversary balloon | 112 |
| #262 | asbestos staff | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #85 | bejeweled accordion strap | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #38 | blue velvet cake | 9 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #729 | drywall axe | 15 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #147 | empty blowgun | 17 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #62 | fat stacks of cash | 541 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #509 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #367 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #552 | giant discarded plastic fork | 18 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #26 | giant stuffed bugbear | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1408 | grue egg | 18 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #494 | ice-cold Willer | 80 |
| #173 | ice-cold fotie | 240 |
| 🥈 | iceberglet | 5 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #13 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 3 |
| #166 | kickback cookbook | 4 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #41 | ladle of mystery | 4 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #178 | linoleum staff | 4 |
| #77 | linoleum sword | 11 |
| #42 | loaded serum blowgun | 61 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #246 | mushroom fermenting solution | 30 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1113 | pail | 5 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #47 | potted fern | 40 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #99 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #1123 | shiny ring | 18 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #125 | toy train | 14 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #384 | wang | 3 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #19 | zombie pineal gland | 100 |