| #9 | 33398 scroll | 7,996 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #1156 | Cloaca-Cola | 8 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #13 | Comma Chameleon egg | 4 |
| #1269 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1207 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #421 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Travoltan trousers | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #396 | Valentine | 90 |
| #23 | anniversary balloon | 112 |
| #262 | asbestos staff | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #85 | bejeweled accordion strap | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #38 | blue velvet cake | 9 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #730 | drywall axe | 15 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #147 | empty blowgun | 17 |
| #80 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #636 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #66 | fat stacks of cash | 541 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #510 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #368 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #553 | giant discarded plastic fork | 18 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #26 | giant stuffed bugbear | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #493 | ice-cold Willer | 80 |
| #173 | ice-cold fotie | 240 |
| 🥈 | iceberglet | 5 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #13 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 3 |
| #166 | kickback cookbook | 4 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #41 | ladle of mystery | 4 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #178 | linoleum staff | 4 |
| #77 | linoleum sword | 11 |
| #42 | loaded serum blowgun | 61 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #246 | mushroom fermenting solution | 30 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1115 | pail | 5 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #47 | potted fern | 40 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #98 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #1122 | shiny ring | 18 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1668 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #125 | toy train | 14 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #385 | wang | 3 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #20 | zombie pineal gland | 100 |