| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #47 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #54 | 4-d camera | 7 |
| #117 | Ambitious Turkey | 2 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #7 | acceptable bagel | 2,658 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #45 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #830 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #191 | bag of GORF | 2 |
| #221 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #148 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #26 | brown paper bag mask | 108 |
| #23 | brown paper pants | 134 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #254 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #472 | fat stacks of cash | 15 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #295 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #16 | unflavored wine cooler | 423 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #50 | warbear gyro | 10 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |