| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #113 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #55 | 4-d camera | 7 |
| #121 | Ambitious Turkey | 2 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #90 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #7 | acceptable bagel | 2,658 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #47 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #190 | bag of GORF | 2 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #26 | brown paper bag mask | 108 |
| #23 | brown paper pants | 134 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #478 | fat stacks of cash | 15 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #339 | good brain | 1 |
| #297 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #81 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #16 | unflavored wine cooler | 423 |
| #76 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #49 | warbear gyro | 10 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |