| #916 | Amulet of Yendor | 12 |
| #90 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 170 |
| #1167 | Imp Ale | 35 |
| #1081 | Valentine | 11 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #342 | bloody beer | 38 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1242 | brick | 19 |
| #62 | carob chunks | 173 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #739 | clown hammer | 33 |
| #71 | decorative fountain | 178 |
| #971 | defective skull | 12 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #846 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #964 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #53 | filthy corduroys | 231 |
| #54 | filthy knitted dread sack | 216 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #979 | jazz soap | 21 |
| #876 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #164 | patchouli incense stick | 186 |
| #1078 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #987 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #54 | phat turquoise bead | 165 |
| #40 | piercing post | 214 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #83 | reodorant | 172 |
| #1215 | roll of toilet paper | 28 |
| #958 | rubber emo roe | 26 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #58 | tambourine bells | 173 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #995 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #660 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 26 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #901 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #592 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #967 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #720 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #52 | wad of tofu | 215 |
| #82 | windchimes | 180 |
| #835 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #1092 | yellow snowcone | 21 |