| #918 | Amulet of Yendor | 12 |
| #90 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 170 |
| #1167 | Imp Ale | 35 |
| #1081 | Valentine | 11 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #342 | bloody beer | 38 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1241 | brick | 19 |
| #62 | carob chunks | 173 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #740 | clown hammer | 33 |
| #71 | decorative fountain | 178 |
| #972 | defective skull | 12 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #847 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #965 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #53 | filthy corduroys | 231 |
| #54 | filthy knitted dread sack | 216 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #980 | jazz soap | 21 |
| #877 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #164 | patchouli incense stick | 186 |
| #1079 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #988 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #54 | phat turquoise bead | 165 |
| #40 | piercing post | 214 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #83 | reodorant | 172 |
| #1214 | roll of toilet paper | 28 |
| #959 | rubber emo roe | 26 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #58 | tambourine bells | 173 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #994 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1643 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #1377 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #660 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 26 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #901 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #592 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #966 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #718 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #52 | wad of tofu | 215 |
| #82 | windchimes | 180 |
| #835 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #1094 | yellow snowcone | 21 |