| #69 | 1,970 carat gold | 13 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #7 | Aggressive Carrot | 2,936 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #31 | BACON | 15,633 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #11 | Dust bunny | 930 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #34 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #877 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #702 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #916 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #820 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #921 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #836 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #871 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #5 | Peek-a-Boo! | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #90 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #178 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #3067 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #27 | cheer extractor | 82 |
| #37 | chocolate pasta spoon | 90 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #131 | coconut shell | 700 |
| #99 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #206 | eldritch effluvium | 107 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #10 | folder (holographic fractal) | 1 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #157 | little paper umbrella | 700 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| #80 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #120 | magical ice cubes | 700 |
| #664 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #607 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #63 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 2 |
| #30 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 2 |
| #25 | perfect negroni | 52 |
| #263 | pie man was not meant to eat | 5 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #62 | spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4743 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #27 | stuffing fluffer | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #39 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |