| #100 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 93 |
| #827 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #79 | Mad Train wine | 1,543 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #13 | beach glass bead | 878 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #117 | bilge wine | 301 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #254 | blackberry | 49 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 36 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1171 | box of sunshine | 188 |
| #86 | boxed wine | 539 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #330 | chloroform rag | 7 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #1212 | duct tape | 14 |
| #36 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 568 |
| #41 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 515 |
| #33 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 656 |
| #44 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 570 |
| #43 | dusty bottle of Port | 612 |
| #32 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 718 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #350 | filthy lucre | 104 |
| #507 | fine wine | 7 |
| #666 | flaming feather | 4 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1188 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #311 | handful of moss | 11 |
| #251 | handful of sand | 73 |
| #425 | handful of sawdust | 6 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #993 | hobo nickel | 35 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #434 | mummy wrapping | 24 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #314 | portable corkscrew | 21 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #11 | star | 15,646 |
| #482 | star chart | 19 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #42 | white picket fence | 76 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |