incendiary

RankItemQuantity
#100Blackfly Chardonnay93
#828Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air4
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#8Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
🥇LWA ring1
#79Mad Train wine1,543
#193Oscus's pelt1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#13beach glass bead878
#690beholed bedsheet1
#117bilge wine301
#1205bit of clingfilm2
#254blackberry49
#269blackberry combat boots1
#226blackberry slippers1
#1654blood flower1
#50bottle of Pinot Renoir36
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#1171box of sunshine188
#85boxed wine539
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#997cheap toaster2
#330chloroform rag7
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#865chunk of depleted Grimacite10
#1209duct tape14
#36dusty bottle of Marsala568
#41dusty bottle of Merlot515
#33dusty bottle of Muscat656
#44dusty bottle of Pinot Noir570
#43dusty bottle of Port612
#32dusty bottle of Zinfandel718
#303fez of etymology1
#348filthy lucre104
#507fine wine7
#666flaming feather4
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
🥈green traffic cone1
#3242handful of confetti6
#1188handful of hand chalk2
#312handful of moss11
#251handful of sand73
#426handful of sawdust6
#1648heart necklace4
#777heart-shaped balloon4
#991hobo nickel35
#691invisible bag1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#570lovecat tail1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#433mummy wrapping24
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#527palm frond5
#754plastic passion fruit1
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#314portable corkscrew21
#437prismatic wad1
#342questionable taco1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1401stainless steel shillelagh3
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#11star15,646
#482star chart19
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#226thermos of brew2
🥇time sleigh1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1357towel3
#41white picket fence76
#390witch hat2
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 23,430 items total!

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