| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #16 | BOOtonniere | 5 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #38 | Gets-You-Drunk | 4 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #32 | Hunger™ Sauce | 4 |
| #267 | Instant Karma | 34 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #105 | Racisto Ruidoso | 4 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #28 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 2 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #46 | Thriller Ice | 2 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #98 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #34 | antique spyglass | 2 |
| #32 | bag of unfinished business | 2 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #96 | cheer extractor | 4 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #5 | cool iron ingot | 3 |
| #468 | crystalline cheer | 8 |
| #99 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #52 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #29 | dubious loincloth | 3 |
| #144 | executive mime flask | 8 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #32 | ghost pepper | 5 |
| 🥈 | ghost thread | 40 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #101 | gleaming oyster egg | 5 |
| #119 | glistening oyster egg | 5 |
| #8 | grandfather watch | 8 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #39 | green rocket | 150 |
| #45 | groping claw | 2 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #19 | hothammer | 3 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #35 | intimidating coiffure | 2 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #92 | lustrous oyster egg | 5 |
| #15 | mafia filofax | 97 |
| #1649 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #17 | magical ice cubes | 6,581 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #68 | magnificent oyster egg | 9 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #60 | mime eraser | 17 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #28 | miming gloves | 3 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #170 | nega-mushroom | 9 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #37 | old ball and chain | 1 |
| 🥇 | old dry bone | 33 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #62 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #47 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #28 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 2 |
| #170 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #22 | remorseless knife | 4 |
| #61 | roll of meat | 4 |
| #124 | scintillating oyster egg | 5 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #35 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 6 |
| #84 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #13 | snowstick | 6 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #179 | stale cheer wine | 2 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #37 | stinkwater | 2 |
| #2221 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #1794 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #1423 | stuffed key | 23 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #1802 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #30 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 2 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #25 | transparent pants | 3 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #51 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #78 | warehouse key | 11 |
| #41 | warm fur | 1 |