| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #455 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #40 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 10 |
| #588 | Imp Ale | 210 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #823 | Mad Train wine | 55 |
| #1264 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #689 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 75 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #855 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #178 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,238 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #145 | beertini | 15 |
| #550 | black pixel | 25 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #419 | bottle of gin | 40 |
| #672 | bottle of rum | 45 |
| #595 | bottle of tequila | 25 |
| #447 | boxed wine | 43 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #318 | dead guy's watch | 21 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #761 | evil teddy bear | 15 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #463 | fine wine | 9 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1324 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #164 | green pixel | 465 |
| #365 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 380 |
| #232 | ice-cold fotie | 125 |
| #1177 | ion grid | 6 |
| #458 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 7 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #298 | margarita | 5 |
| #176 | martini | 25 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #827 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #208 | pet rock | 39 |
| #624 | ravioli hat | 27 |
| #769 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #354 | seal tooth | 39 |
| #543 | seal-clubbing club | 50 |
| #249 | shot of tomato schnapps | 15 |
| #1418 | stolen accordion | 4 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 30 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #249 | tiny plastic angry goat | 58 |
| #597 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #918 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #153 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 88 |
| #186 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 71 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #157 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 84 |
| #456 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 35 |
| #113 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 121 |
| #235 | tiny plastic grue | 58 |
| #219 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 67 |
| #583 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #251 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 58 |
| #207 | tiny plastic mosquito | 65 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #223 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 67 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #242 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 59 |
| #107 | tiny plastic stab bat | 121 |
| #251 | tiny plastic star starfish | 54 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1255 | toast | 380 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #674 | white pixel | 15 |
| #1039 | yellow snowcone | 24 |