| #1737 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #40 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 10 |
| #585 | Imp Ale | 210 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #821 | Mad Train wine | 55 |
| #1263 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #690 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 75 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #176 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,238 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #144 | beertini | 15 |
| #549 | black pixel | 25 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #415 | bottle of gin | 40 |
| #672 | bottle of rum | 45 |
| #596 | bottle of tequila | 25 |
| #446 | boxed wine | 43 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #317 | dead guy's watch | 21 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #761 | evil teddy bear | 15 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #462 | fine wine | 9 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #161 | green pixel | 465 |
| #365 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 380 |
| #230 | ice-cold fotie | 125 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #459 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 7 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #297 | margarita | 5 |
| #175 | martini | 25 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #823 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #208 | pet rock | 39 |
| #620 | ravioli hat | 27 |
| #769 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #353 | seal tooth | 39 |
| #539 | seal-clubbing club | 50 |
| #248 | shot of tomato schnapps | 15 |
| #1411 | stolen accordion | 4 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 30 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #248 | tiny plastic angry goat | 58 |
| #595 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #915 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #153 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 88 |
| #183 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 71 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 84 |
| #454 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 35 |
| #112 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 121 |
| #233 | tiny plastic grue | 58 |
| #219 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 67 |
| #581 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #999 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #249 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 58 |
| #206 | tiny plastic mosquito | 65 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 67 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #241 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 59 |
| #107 | tiny plastic stab bat | 121 |
| #249 | tiny plastic star starfish | 54 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1253 | toast | 380 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #670 | white pixel | 15 |
| #1042 | yellow snowcone | 24 |