| #111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #209 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 4 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #323 | crystalline cheer | 139 |
| #99 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #60 | temperance whiskey | 6 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |