| #459 | Black No. 2 | 8 |
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| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #85 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 17 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi grenade | 50 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #485 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 2 |
| #594 | Gnollish toolbox | 2 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #134 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 5 |
| #79 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 2 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #827 | Knob Goblin pants | 3 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #758 | Knob Goblin tongs | 5 |
| #843 | Knoll mushroom | 3 |
| #994 | Mad Train wine | 30 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #860 | Meleegra™ pills | 4 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #869 | Mountain Stream soda | 3 |
| #936 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 51 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1275 | Yummy Tummy bean | 111 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #416 | anti-anti-antidote | 2 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #237 | blood flower | 44 |
| #236 | blood of the Wereseal | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #557 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 4 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1612 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #811 | dark potion | 3 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #647 | dill | 60 |
| #1520 | disturbing fanfic | 5 |
| #832 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4 |
| #782 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #166 | enchanted bean burrito | 2 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #408 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 2 |
| #799 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #74 | fine wine | 325 |
| #306 | frilly skirt | 12 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #687 | ghost cucumber | 65 |
| #46 | ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #882 | ghuol ears | 2 |
| #1090 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #443 | gnoll teeth | 7 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #896 | herbs | 2 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1271 | ice-cold Willer | 6 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #544 | irate sombrero | 2 |
| #1052 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #21 | lifeless meat doll | 9 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #289 | loaded serum blowgun | 14 |
| #702 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #709 | moxie weed | 7 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #969 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #740 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #287 | pixellated candy heart | 61 |
| #1170 | plot hole | 3 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1148 | porquoise | 5 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #79 | ravioli della hippy | 8 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #707 | royal jelly | 3 |
| #40 | sauce of the ages | 6 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #810 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #958 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #630 | vinegar | 61 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |