| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #91 | Meat maid | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #19 | bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #315 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 20 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #8 | eggnog | 6,016 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #486 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #902 | ghost cucumber | 40 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #245 | green beer | 65 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #550 | string of blue beads | 22 |
| #973 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #613 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #514 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #385 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |