| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #92 | Meat maid | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #19 | bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2100 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #300 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #314 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 20 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #8 | eggnog | 6,016 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #487 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #902 | ghost cucumber | 40 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #245 | green beer | 65 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #549 | string of blue beads | 22 |
| #972 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #612 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #515 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #386 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |