| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #664 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 5 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #831 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 60 |
| #404 | Orcish frat-paddle | 5 |
| #1022 | Rock Pops | 45 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #842 | Yummy Tummy bean | 208 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #4 | dingy dinghy | 1 |
| #611 | drab sonata | 3 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #567 | guitar pick | 3 |
| #1113 | heavy D | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #636 | hemp string | 5 |
| 🥉 | intragalactic rowboat | 1 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1192 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #445 | meat from yesterday | 3 |
| #540 | mesh cap | 2 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #375 | necklace chain | 5 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #454 | piercing post | 2 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #11 | spooky sapling | 2 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |