| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #665 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 5 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #829 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 60 |
| #405 | Orcish frat-paddle | 5 |
| #1021 | Rock Pops | 45 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #840 | Yummy Tummy bean | 208 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #4 | dingy dinghy | 1 |
| #611 | drab sonata | 3 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #568 | guitar pick | 3 |
| #1114 | heavy D | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #636 | hemp string | 5 |
| 🥉 | intragalactic rowboat | 1 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1193 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #448 | meat from yesterday | 3 |
| #543 | mesh cap | 2 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #375 | necklace chain | 5 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #454 | piercing post | 2 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #11 | spooky sapling | 2 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |