| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #1772 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #34 | giant discarded plastic fork | 169 |
| #5340 | grue egg | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #38 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #8 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #16 | spices | 16,725 |
| #58 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4501 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4859 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8074 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8204 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6134 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |