| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #135 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #55 | Cheer-Up soda | 14 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #163 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 239 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #126 | Mysterious Black Box | 4 |
| #129 | Mysterious Blue Box | 4 |
| #134 | Mysterious Green Box | 4 |
| #124 | Mysterious Red Box | 4 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #141 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 27 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 93 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #14 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #8 | alien animal milk | 1 |
| #4 | alien plant pod | 2 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #18 | around the world | 500 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #135 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #539 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #67 | cheer extractor | 12 |
| #15 | cheer-o-gram | 94 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #4 | executive mime flask | 178 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #199 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #248 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #11 | lupine appetite hormones | 16 |
| #253 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 7 |
| #257 | magical pony: Pearjack | 6 |
| #363 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #243 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 7 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #273 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #27 | mime eraser | 48 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #9 | nega-mushroom | 128 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #77 | plain brown wrapper | 13 |
| #14 | plastic doll arms | 29 |
| #17 | plastic doll legs | 33 |
| #74 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #16 | rubber doll body | 30 |
| #17 | rubber doll head | 21 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #31 | silent G | 2 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #7 | silent J | 36 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #98 | silent O | 7 |
| #74 | silent P | 8 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #19 | silent X | 25 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #126 | smoldering bagel punch | 1 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #120 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 7 |
| #179 | stale cheer wine | 2 |
| #143 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #128 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #514 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #72 | warehouse key | 12 |