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RankItemQuantity
#6881-ball5
#14282-ball1
#8853-ball3
#8894-ball3
#10775-ball2
#3576-ball13
#9047-ball3
#11168-ball10
#278Amulet of Yendor85
#246Doc's Miracle Cure5
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#48agua de vida225
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#678anniversary balloon1
#244bag of airline peanuts116
#1796barrrnacle2
#400black candy heart21
#77blood flower173
🥈blue traffic cone1
#2561bottle of goofballs7
#6258box of sunshine3
#1936brick5
#45calle de miel with a fly in it8
#1660cheap toaster1
#108clown hammer215
#333cymbal syrup24
#246defective skull97
#23divine blowout2,868
#25divine can of silly string2,936
#416divine champagne flute8
#117divine champagne popper97
#197divine cracker41
#24divine noisemaker2,851
#122encoder ring159
#249explosion-flavored chewing gum107
#124fake fake vomit216
#201fake hand130
#303fez of etymology1
🥈green traffic cone1
#926heart necklace8
#26ice-cold Willer6,278
#253jazz soap114
#199joybuzzer141
#779loaded serum blowgun5
#472magical ice cube with a fly in it64
#71mime army challenge coin1
#374mood ring21
#320orange candygram1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#21perpendicular hula with a fly in it26
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#241pet rock "Groucho" disguise107
#237pet rock "Snooty" disguise119
#196pink candygram2
#530plastic passion fruit2
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#18rockin' wagon with a fly in it16
#221rubber emo roe131
#53slap and tickle with a fly in it9
#3320spade necklace1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#7776stuffed angry cow2
#8921stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8959stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#6908stuffed snowy owl3
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#10sugar shield296
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#234toast5,653
#762twinkly wad20
#276white candygram1
#224whoopie cushion127
#330wind-up chattering teeth96
#220x-ray specs100
#235yellow snowcone134
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 23,939 items total!

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