| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #357 | 6-ball | 13 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1114 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #276 | Amulet of Yendor | 85 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #49 | agua de vida | 225 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #243 | bag of airline peanuts | 116 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #399 | black candy heart | 21 |
| #77 | blood flower | 173 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #45 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #108 | clown hammer | 215 |
| #332 | cymbal syrup | 24 |
| #246 | defective skull | 97 |
| #23 | divine blowout | 2,868 |
| #26 | divine can of silly string | 2,936 |
| #416 | divine champagne flute | 8 |
| #117 | divine champagne popper | 97 |
| #197 | divine cracker | 41 |
| #24 | divine noisemaker | 2,851 |
| #121 | encoder ring | 159 |
| #249 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 107 |
| #124 | fake fake vomit | 216 |
| #200 | fake hand | 130 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #26 | ice-cold Willer | 6,278 |
| #252 | jazz soap | 114 |
| #199 | joybuzzer | 141 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #471 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 64 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #373 | mood ring | 21 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #21 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 26 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #241 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 107 |
| #237 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 119 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #18 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 16 |
| #221 | rubber emo roe | 131 |
| #53 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 9 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #10 | sugar shield | 296 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #234 | toast | 5,653 |
| #762 | twinkly wad | 20 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #223 | whoopie cushion | 127 |
| #330 | wind-up chattering teeth | 96 |
| #220 | x-ray specs | 100 |
| #235 | yellow snowcone | 134 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |