| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #228 | bus pass | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #58 | plexiglass pikestaff | 5 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #292 | wang | 7 |