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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #509 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 6 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #73 | Kevlar balloon | 2 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| 🥇 | Sugar Cog | 7,954 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #28 | asshat | 669 |
| #1768 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #85 | bejeweled accordion strap | 3 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
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| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| 🥇 | cog | 1,364,001 |
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| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
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| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #678 | duct tape | 41 |
| #407 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 2 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1304 | ghost cucumber | 13 |
| #102 | ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #599 | heart-shaped balloon | 8 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #211 | icy-hot katana | 3 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2008 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #1192 | skeleton bone | 5 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #51 | sucky decal | 23 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #579 | twinkly wad | 88 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |