| #677 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #720 | Cloaca-Cola | 34 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #261 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #194 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #324 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #174 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 13 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 6 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1129 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #819 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 62 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #20 | Gnollish autoplunger | 47 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1082 | brine | 6 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #216 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 27 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1320 | dill | 6 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #919 | green beer | 10 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1034 | string of blue beads | 11 |
| #721 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #849 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1291 | vinegar | 8 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #553 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |