| #679 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola | 34 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #263 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #196 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #323 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #176 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 13 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 6 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #819 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 62 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #21 | Gnollish autoplunger | 47 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1081 | brine | 6 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #216 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 27 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #467 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1319 | dill | 6 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #919 | green beer | 10 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1033 | string of blue beads | 11 |
| #720 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #848 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1290 | vinegar | 8 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #555 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |