Mindus_Dew

RankItemQuantity
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#614Cloaca grenade23
#520Cloaca-Cola63
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#577Cloaca-Cola knapsack3
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#749Dyspepsi-Cola71
#654Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations4
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#574Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack3
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#1019Mob Penguin cellular phone12
#869Mountain Stream soda3
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1189Valentine10
#769aspirin1
#2450baconstone1
#1029balloon monkey1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#146bloody beer234
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#179bottle of single-barrel whiskey6
#377broken cellular phone7
#545can of fake snow1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#2875candied yams1
#32chewing gum on a string1,337
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#30doppelshifter egg1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#1355eggnog8
#607empty blowgun2
#2520fancy chocolate1
#511gnauga hide6
#1178googly eye9
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#62green balloon317
#5338grue egg1
#441hypodermic needle3
#134imitation nice watch1
#367iron pasta spoon17
#1688kite2
#739kneecapping stick13
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1124lead necklace2
#66leaf4
#1116little paper umbrella3
#599loaded serum blowgun7
#284lovecat tail3
#858mafia aria18
#1051magical ice cubes3
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#68mugcake317
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1761pail1
#631pasta spoon27
#150penguin shorts1
#946penguin skin9
#1430pet rock4
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#829piece of wedding cake3
🥇pirate hook1
#681pirate shirt1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#2213porquoise1
#1168potato sprout1
#382prosthetic forehead4
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#601radio button candy1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#160spicy noodles2
#110stuffed can of asparagus317
#59stuffed dodecapede317
#362stuffed doppelshifter40
#626support cummerbund9
#621teddy bear10
#4914tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#1502tiny plastic cocoabo12
#2832tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#2042tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick9
#1833tiny plastic ghuol whelp10
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#2522tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#2012tiny plastic levitating potato9
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#2493tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#2016tiny plastic stab bat9
#2841tiny plastic star starfish6
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1384toy train1
#607toy wheel15
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#83urinal cake317
#586wang1
#109white balloon317
#420yo-yo73

Wow, that's 4,187 items total!

what items are this player missing?