| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #614 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #520 | Cloaca-Cola | 63 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #749 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 71 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #574 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1019 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #869 | Mountain Stream soda | 3 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #146 | bloody beer | 234 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #32 | chewing gum on a string | 1,337 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #511 | gnauga hide | 6 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #62 | green balloon | 317 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #367 | iron pasta spoon | 17 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #739 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #66 | leaf | 4 |
| #1116 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #858 | mafia aria | 18 |
| #1051 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #68 | mugcake | 317 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #631 | pasta spoon | 27 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #946 | penguin skin | 9 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #382 | prosthetic forehead | 4 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #160 | spicy noodles | 2 |
| #110 | stuffed can of asparagus | 317 |
| #59 | stuffed dodecapede | 317 |
| #362 | stuffed doppelshifter | 40 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2042 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2012 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #83 | urinal cake | 317 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #109 | white balloon | 317 |
| #420 | yo-yo | 73 |