| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #100 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 112 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,021 |
| #189 | Elf Guard MPC | 665 |
| #24 | Hollandaise helmet | 1,013 |
| #148 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 106 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #28 | alien rock sample | 22 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #26 | brown pixel | 284 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #528 | dense meat stack | 70 |
| #79 | disco ball | 990 |
| #76 | disco mask | 964 |
| #215 | donated booze | 44 |
| #237 | donated candy | 36 |
| #96 | donated food | 261 |
| #23 | filled mosquito | 90 |
| #801 | handful of hand chalk | 12 |
| #131 | helmet turtle | 867 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #26 | mariachi hat | 951 |
| #105 | meat paste | 10,004 |
| #112 | meat stack | 1,039 |
| #64 | old sweatpants | 992 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #58 | pasta spoon | 1,036 |
| #73 | pile of Trainbot parts | 384 |
| #67 | ravioli hat | 982 |
| #469 | red class ring | 17 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #89 | saucepan | 978 |
| #97 | seal-clubbing club | 1,000 |
| #45 | seal-skull helmet | 921 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #104 | stolen accordion | 988 |
| #551 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 81 |
| #2988 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2424 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #721 | stuffed Meat | 65 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2158 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #2764 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #2829 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2411 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #316 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 24 |
| #2291 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2466 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2385 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1688 | stuffed key | 14 |
| #254 | stuffed martini | 38 |
| #2473 | stuffed mind flayer | 20 |
| #682 | stuffed mink | 68 |
| #762 | stuffed monocle | 62 |
| #192 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2 |
| #42 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2810 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #3036 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3212 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2492 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #3403 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2551 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #731 | stuffed teddy butler | 65 |
| #758 | stuffed tin of caviar | 63 |
| #1736 | stuffed treasure chest | 13 |
| #2811 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #912 | thin black candle | 48 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Cafe | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #93 | turtle totem | 844 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |