| #24 | Hollandaise helmet | 1,009 |
| #146 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 106 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #338 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #28 | alien rock sample | 22 |
| #26 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #532 | dense meat stack | 70 |
| #79 | disco ball | 986 |
| #78 | disco mask | 956 |
| #210 | donated booze | 44 |
| #227 | donated candy | 36 |
| #94 | donated food | 261 |
| #797 | handful of hand chalk | 12 |
| #130 | helmet turtle | 860 |
| #26 | mariachi hat | 947 |
| #102 | meat paste | 10,004 |
| #113 | meat stack | 1,039 |
| #61 | old sweatpants | 980 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #58 | pasta spoon | 1,033 |
| #74 | pile of Trainbot parts | 384 |
| #67 | ravioli hat | 977 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #89 | saucepan | 974 |
| #99 | seal-clubbing club | 991 |
| #45 | seal-skull helmet | 914 |
| #103 | stolen accordion | 985 |
| #669 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 65 |
| #3119 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #896 | stuffed Meat | 52 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3530 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #401 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 18 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2787 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #1535 | stuffed key | 19 |
| #365 | stuffed martini | 26 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #817 | stuffed mink | 57 |
| #932 | stuffed monocle | 49 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2693 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #915 | stuffed teddy butler | 50 |
| #893 | stuffed tin of caviar | 52 |
| #1802 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #912 | thin black candle | 48 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #93 | turtle totem | 841 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |