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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #191 | awful poetry journal | 965 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #329 | black paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #1130 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #114 | chaos butterfly | 3,730 |
| #223 | disturbing fanfic | 870 |
| #13 | doppelshifter egg | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | miniscule temporal rip | 2 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
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| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |