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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #190 | awful poetry journal | 965 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #329 | black paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #115 | chaos butterfly | 3,730 |
| #223 | disturbing fanfic | 870 |
| #12 | doppelshifter egg | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | miniscule temporal rip | 2 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |