| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #238 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 20 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #328 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #77 | carrot nose | 1 |
| #134 | chakra sludge | 9 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #299 | grue egg omelette | 9 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #139 | negative lump | 659 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |