| #232 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #492 | badass belt | 92 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #172 | empty blowgun | 14 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #247 | kite | 31 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #150 | orange glowstick | 12 |
| #260 | pet rock | 30 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #149 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #441 | teddy bear | 15 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |