| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #47 | Cornbeefadon | 2 |
| #14 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 481 |
| #135 | Newbiesport™ tent | 44 |
| #10 | Nightmare Fuel | 129 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #118 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 43 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #110 | angst burger | 2 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #8 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 35 |
| #117 | bowl of mernudo | 5 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #260 | donated booze | 28 |
| #232 | donated candy | 35 |
| #481 | donated food | 2 |
| 🥉 | expensive camera | 91,125 |
| #16 | glob of salty molasses | 400 |
| #13 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 367 |
| #57 | green rocket | 74 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #257 | magical pony: Pearjack | 6 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #21 | salty gumdrop | 300 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #6 | silent M | 170 |
| #110 | silent P | 5 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #44 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 100 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 955 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #97 | waterlogged cloth | 11 |
| #77 | waterlogged leather | 15 |
| #76 | waterlogged metal | 15 |
| #87 | waterlogged stuffing | 13 |
| #39 | waterlogged wood | 12 |