| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #222 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #163 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| #126 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 3 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #156 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #153 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #154 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #97 | Holiday Fun! | 2 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #302 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 49 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #55 | Mysterious Black Box | 56 |
| #56 | Mysterious Blue Box | 57 |
| #66 | Mysterious Green Box | 48 |
| #59 | Mysterious Red Box | 45 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #40 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #34 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 67 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #90 | Shield of Icy Fate | 5 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #388 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 22 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 2 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #111 | asbestos crossbow string | 2 |
| #107 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #118 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #105 | chrome crossbow string | 2 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #50 | chrome sword hilt | 5 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #68 | crystalline cheer | 2,034 |
| #89 | deep six-shooter | 2 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #29 | eleven-foot pole | 68 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #118 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #178 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #5 | gabardine garibaldi | 2 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #84 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #24 | gravy boat | 1 |
| #144 | green rocket | 4 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #37 | heavy-duty clipboard | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #87 | iced-out bling | 5 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
| #133 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #64 | linoleum stick | 3 |
| #60 | linoleum sword hilt | 3 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #29 | lynyrdskin breeches | 1 |
| #25 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #32 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #107 | miniature boiler | 2 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #7 | offensive moustache | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1080 | old sweatpants | 35 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #121 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #131 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #125 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #128 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #350 | s'more | 10 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #19 | sea holster | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #326 | spectre scepter | 93 |
| #61 | stray chihuahua | 28 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #36 | sweatband | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #149 | twinkly wad | 2,563 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |