| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #625 | Boss Bat britches | 24 |
| #487 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #269 | Mountain Stream soda | 100 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| 🥈 | PADL Phone | 12,733 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #240 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #264 | awful poetry journal | 575 |
| #1348 | badass belt | 41 |
| #22 | bottle of goofballs | 580 |
| #380 | box of sunshine | 1,003 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥉 | cryptic puzzle box | 84 |
| #1146 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #200 | meat vortex | 255 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1523 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #273 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 27 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #310 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 13 |
| #4 | valuable trinket | 105,756 |
| #478 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |