| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #19 | anticheese | 2,408 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #47 | candy cane | 1,057 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #33 | fruitcake | 1,016 |
| #44 | ghost cucumber | 679 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #37 | green beer | 406 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #20 | herb brownies | 1,033 |
| #21 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 51,881 |
| #9 | ice-cold six-pack | 5,298 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #40 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 149 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #10 | spooky hi mein | 400 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Boris | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |