The Brown Ranger

RankItemQuantity
#30"Remember the Trees" Shirt92
#343'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign5
#335Asleep in the Cemetery5
#336Better Than Cuddling Cake6
#199Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook5
#225Blizzards I Have Died In4
#159Boots of Twilight Whispers2
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#96Cloak of Dire Shadows4
#37Coily™2
#301D roll7
#26Dust bunny448
#17Eldritch snap6
#66FantasyRealm Mage's Hat19
#430Frosty's frosty mug3
#207Greaves of the Murk Lord1
#196Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#324Hodgman's blanket4
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#87Inner Strength4
#16Inner Truth11
#48Inner Wisdom5
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#94L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate800
#165Let Me Be!8
#1200M-2421
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#189Mr. Joe's bangles8
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#232O'RLY manual1
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#475Ol' Scratch's salad fork2
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#27Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#43R'lyeh2
#38Racisto Ruidoso10
#7Science Notebook2
#263Sensual Massage for Creeps5
#145Shield of Icy Fate2
🥇Silver HP-35 Calculator1
#81Summer Nights9
#126Sword of Dark Omens3
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#224Travels with Jerry5
#700Valentine25
#40alien animal goo2
#42alien plant goo4
#622alphabet gum1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#293bed of coals3
#241black and white cracker2
#14bomb of unknown origin1
#381bouquet of circular saw blades3
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#3981box of sunshine14
🥉bread basket155
#7chakra sludge140
#311chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses5
#115chrome stick2
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#3274club necklace1
#311comfy coffin4
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#243corncob pipe6
#23crystal belt buckle1
#248crystalline cheer384
#212cup of infinite pencils7
#75cursed wishbone5
#323deadly lampshade3
#2467diamond necklace2
#21eldritch alignment spray60
#40eldritch concentrate1
#93eldritch effluvium1,475
#41eldritch essence3
#70eldritch ichor68
#89eldritch mushroom1
#18eldritch scanner2
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#2229enchanted leopard-print barbell1
#41executive mime flask27
#5extra-flat panini218
#332extra-greasy slider6
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#212filth-encrusted futon4
#139flamin' bindle5
#27flask of port8
#328frayed rope belt4
#460freezin' bindle1
#212frigid air mattress4
#160frozen banquet14
#6gnawed-up dog bone8
#1008green candy heart2
#60green rocket58
🥇hand of Mr. Cards1
#40heart cozy11
#3382heart necklace1
#892hemp string1
#161hunk of granite5
#50hushed puppy5
#461jar of fermented pickle juice3
#405jar of squeeze2
#729lewd playing card2
#7little piece of steel24
#375lucky bottlecap3
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#12mafia filofax109
#646magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#693meat from yesterday1
#73mime pocket probe1
#120muffled muffuletta4
#54nega-mushroom34
#16negative lump10,909
#566pack of KWE trading card6
#314panhandle panhandling hat4
#22pearlescent oyster egg35
#20roll of meat42
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1485rubber WWtNSD? bracelet5
#102rusty piece of rebar5
#8saffron antaravasaka1
#6saffron uttarasanga1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#36scintillating oyster egg25
#95seared dino steak1
#399serpentine sword1
#11sharpened hubcap10
#164shovelful of dirt5
#326shushed potatoes1
#26silent H8
#13silent M109
#28silent O24
#30silent X15
#250sleazy bindle3
#1120snake1
#349snake shield1
#397snarling wolf shield1
#2494spade necklace2
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#1135sparkler1
#99spiritual candy cane3
#97spiritual eggnog3
#23spiritual fruitcake7
#28spiritual gingerbread7
#106spooky bindle8
#159stained mattress6
#4stink-penny6,532
#180stinkin' bindle4
#20strange helix fossil4
#3307stuffed Cheshire bitten13
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#2154stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech23
#2298stuffed Meat8
#2773stuffed angry cow17
#2258stuffed astral badger22
#2175stuffed baby gravy fairy24
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#2131stuffed cocoabo23
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#2195stuffed flaming gravy fairy23
#3804stuffed frozen gravy fairy11
#2679stuffed hand turkey18
#1567stuffed key18
#1924stuffed mind flayer27
#2194stuffed mink9
#661stuffed ninja snowman6
#2382stuffed scary death orb21
#1467stuffed shoulder parrot13
#2279stuffed sleazy gravy fairy22
#2397stuffed snowy owl20
#1714stuffed spooky gravy fairy30
#2663stuffed stinky gravy fairy18
#1583stuffed treasure chest17
#2379stuffed undead elbow macaroni21
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#25temperance whiskey11
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#44tiny plastic Knows About Chakras2
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#41tiny plastic Your Brain2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#43tiny plastic angry vikings2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#40tiny plastic bad vibe2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#143transparent nog3
#191unfinished fruitcake2
#728urinal cake1
#329voodoo snuff4
#98white balloon500
#1159white candy heart1
#706white lightning6

Wow, that's 23,257 items total!

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