| #1117 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #884 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1011 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #6 | Left-Hand Man action figure | 1 |
| #148 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 7 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #33 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 7 |
| #51 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 4 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #406 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1731 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #329 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Ze™ goggles | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #235 | anticheese | 39 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #3682 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #88 | brilliant oyster egg | 6 |
| #3273 | club necklace | 1 |
| #109 | glistening oyster egg | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #420 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #479 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #508 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #485 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #499 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #396 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1307 | old sweatpants | 19 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #197 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #231 | pie man was not meant to eat | 8 |
| #172 | pool torpedo | 4 |
| #100 | red button | 52 |
| #161 | scintillating oyster egg | 3 |
| #142 | soggy used band-aid | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2778 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2766 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1871 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5751 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1922 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2739 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2562 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6370 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2762 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2670 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2044 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #203 | stylish swimsuit | 4 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #138 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 6 |
| #352 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |