| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #351 | CSA fire-starting kit | 8 |
| #192 | Chroner | 358 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #9 | Elf Guard MPC | 13,069 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #164 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 234 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #19 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2,160 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #8 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #12 | automa-bot parts | 2,296 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #349 | bubblin' crude | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #101 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #532 | coconut shell | 45 |
| #69 | corned-beef Reuben | 67 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #968 | empty agua de vida bottle | 24 |
| #529 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 50 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #172 | killing jar | 1 |
| #606 | little paper umbrella | 45 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #530 | magical ice cubes | 45 |
| #61 | magical mystery juice | 1,003 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #180 | old sweatpants | 384 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #598 | radium-flavored potato chips | 47 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | silent E | 152 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #92 | synthetic dog hair pill | 3 |
| 🥇 | tattered scrap of paper | 123,017 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #540 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #541 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 47 |