| #233 | "DRINK ME" potion | 105 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #90 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 4 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #125 | Beach Buck | 24 |
| #23 | Bonestabber | 2 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #125 | Carpathian longsword | 2 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #99 | Coinspiracy | 24 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #46 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 3 |
| #198 | Game Grid ticket | 11 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #41 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 3 |
| #176 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 2 |
| #913 | Knob Goblin pants | 2 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 8 |
| #11 | Kudzu salad | 3 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #69 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 28 |
| #79 | Spirit Precipice | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #86 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 2 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #104 | Sword of Dark Omens | 4 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #68 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 23 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #118 | balloon sword | 4 |
| #121 | bamboo bokuto | 2 |
| #363 | banana peel | 9 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #427 | bat wing | 25 |
| #431 | batblade | 5 |
| #257 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #71 | black blade | 5 |
| #571 | black sword | 2 |
| #71 | blowdart | 9 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #447 | broken sword | 3 |
| #58 | bubblewrap sword | 2 |
| #170 | bubblin' crude | 99 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #48 | buffalo blade | 3 |
| #143 | cardboard katana | 4 |
| #55 | cardboard sword | 2 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #32 | clockwork sword | 3 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #44 | dense meat sword | 3 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #205 | dollar-sign bag | 8 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #42 | dripping meat sword | 4 |
| #70 | eXtreme meat sword | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #967 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #41 | experimental serum P-00 | 5 |
| #89 | fat loot token | 50 |
| #48 | fish scimitar | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #38 | flaming cardboard sword | 4 |
| #49 | flaming sword | 19 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #23 | gummi sword | 2 |
| #242 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #38 | hand-carved bokken | 3 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #273 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #1233 | loose teeth | 4 |
| #194 | lunar isotope | 132 |
| #214 | lupine sword | 4 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #53 | megacopia | 2 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #50 | muculent machete | 3 |
| #34 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 12 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #118 | pewter claymore | 2 |
| #63 | pixel sword | 4 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #76 | replica bat-oomerang | 4 |
| #39 | resolution: be smarter | 480 |
| #60 | resolution: be wealthier | 29 |
| #591 | ridiculously huge sword | 11 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #235 | sand dollar | 34 |
| #35 | savory sword | 3 |
| #69 | scrumptious reagent | 2,678 |
| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #282 | serpentine sword | 2 |
| #72 | shard of double-ice | 478 |
| #53 | shuddersword | 2 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #91 | slide rule | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #28 | special edition Batfellow comic | 111 |
| #59 | specialty ammo bandolier | 6 |
| #228 | star sword | 3 |
| #32 | starchy sword | 4 |
| #43 | steel sword | 1 |
| #518 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 81 |
| #22 | stuffed Meat | 763 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #379 | stuffed angry cow | 101 |
| #260 | stuffed astral badger | 129 |
| #4 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7,829 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #16 | stuffed cocoabo | 2,052 |
| #12 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 964 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4,533 |
| #5 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8,588 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #612 | stuffed hand turkey | 74 |
| #1315 | stuffed key | 27 |
| #16 | stuffed martini | 575 |
| #57 | stuffed mind flayer | 426 |
| #24 | stuffed mink | 854 |
| #14 | stuffed monocle | 1,050 |
| #87 | stuffed ninja snowman | 100 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #448 | stuffed scary death orb | 93 |
| #367 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 57 |
| #117 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 233 |
| #106 | stuffed snowy owl | 248 |
| #10 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4,336 |
| #382 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 21 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 171 |
| #17 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1,000 |
| #2048 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #215 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 148 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #125 | stuffed yo-yo | 6 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #76 | sword of static | 3 |
| #15 | swordzall | 5 |
| #10 | tin foil | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #193 | toast | 7,871 |
| #123 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #232 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #76 | two-handed depthsword | 2 |
| #12 | unsmoothed velvet | 303 |
| #18 | velcro broadsword | 3 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #469 | vorpal blade | 8 |
| #748 | water pipe bomb | 10 |
| #416 | white sword | 8 |
| #432 | witty rapier | 3 |