| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #356 | CSA fire-starting kit | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #257 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #35 | Elf Guard MPC | 7,025 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #185 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 185 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #10 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2,874 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #66 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1435 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #68 | Volcoino | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #30 | automa-bot parts | 1,286 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #676 | coconut shell | 23 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #506 | donated candy | 2 |
| #502 | dry noodles | 115 |
| #941 | empty agua de vida bottle | 30 |
| #55 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 908 |
| #1640 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #47 | fried air | 159 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #52 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #735 | little paper umbrella | 23 |
| #662 | magical ice cubes | 23 |
| #225 | magical mystery juice | 70 |
| #38 | meatball | 25 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #48 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #66 | radium-flavored potato chips | 924 |
| #92 | reflection of a map | 9 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #44 | synthetic dog hair pill | 11 |
| #2145 | toast | 75 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1498 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #51 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 917 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |