| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #67 | Aggressive Carrot | 9 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #367 | CSA fire-starting kit | 6 |
| #327 | Chroner | 108 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #22 | Elf Guard MPC | 9,944 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #193 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 163 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #14 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2,515 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #60 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 32 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #82 | Volcoino | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #23 | automa-bot parts | 1,454 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #25 | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | 1 |
| #1528 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #49 | clumsiness bark | 41 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #7 | crystalline cheer | 11,286 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch effluvium | 3,686 |
| #55 | eldritch ichor | 131 |
| #121 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #60 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 875 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #58 | fried air | 65 |
| #6 | gator shades | 657 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #36 | glass of warm water | 11 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #53 | gunpowder burrito | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #112 | hunk of granite | 26 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #49 | killing jar | 26 |
| #65 | loadstone | 26 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #177 | old sweatpants | 387 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #70 | radium-flavored potato chips | 892 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #102 | shovelful of dirt | 30 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #253 | sugar shard | 2 |
| #74 | synthetic dog hair pill | 5 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #68 | weird gazelle steak | 2 |
| #56 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 890 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |