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| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
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| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
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| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
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| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
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| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
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| #28 | Yorick | 1 |
| #127 | batskin belt | 11 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #319 | green balloon | 10 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #23 | megacopia | 16 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #144 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
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| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
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| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
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| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
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| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
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| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
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| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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