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| #1743 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #127 | batskin belt | 11 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #319 | green balloon | 10 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #24 | megacopia | 16 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #66 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #147 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #311 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1807 | useless powder | 2 |