| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #356 | Chroner | 64 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #615 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #188 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1731 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #329 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel accordion | 2 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #5 | aerogel anvil | 2 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #160 | cinnamon machine oil | 8 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #46 | eldritch effluvium | 5,334 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #1481 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #729 | filthy lucre | 49 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #630 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #21 | picture of you | 3 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6 | wicker clicker | 2 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |