| #174 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 11 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #205 | C.H.U.M. knife | 5 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #25 | Chester's bag of candy | 3 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 3 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #163 | asshat | 17 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1011 | blue pixel | 10 |
| #520 | blue snowcone | 10 |
| #119 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 67 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #271 | corncob pipe | 5 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #135 | decaying goldfish liver | 59 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #502 | drum machine | 5 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #257 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #118 | freezin' bindle | 5 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #75 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 10 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #145 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #668 | garish pinky ring | 4 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #288 | hobo nickel | 1,032 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #289 | lewd playing card | 9 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #643 | mood ring | 3 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #163 | panhandle panhandling hat | 10 |
| #914 | pixellated candy heart | 10 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #423 | rubber emo roe | 77 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #183 | spooky bindle | 5 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #1501 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #2009 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1459 | stuffed treasure chest | 21 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |