| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #216 | Chroner | 283 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #299 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 67 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #265 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #54 | candy harmonica | 7 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #438 | chloroform rag | 3 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #169 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #176 | crystalline cheer | 618 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #210 | donated booze | 44 |
| #335 | donated candy | 16 |
| #212 | donated food | 44 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #518 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1180 | handful of confetti | 34 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1293 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #510 | old sweatpants | 130 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #154 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #39 | silent B | 7 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #52 | silent J | 6 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #117 | silent O | 6 |
| #110 | silent P | 5 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #11 | sinistral homunculus | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1207 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #3120 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1010 | stuffed Meat | 44 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #459 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #2002 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #529 | stuffed martini | 16 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1264 | stuffed mink | 32 |
| #951 | stuffed monocle | 48 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #189 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #987 | stuffed teddy butler | 46 |
| #959 | stuffed tin of caviar | 48 |
| #1459 | stuffed treasure chest | 21 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1126 | useless powder | 29 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |