| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #217 | Chroner | 283 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #110 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #51 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #59 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #317 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 67 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1569 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #27 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #1158 | ball | 4 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #5009 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #268 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #55 | candy harmonica | 7 |
| #51 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #438 | chloroform rag | 3 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #172 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #188 | crystalline cheer | 618 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #215 | donated booze | 44 |
| #347 | donated candy | 16 |
| #217 | donated food | 44 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #204 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #94 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #520 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1187 | handful of confetti | 34 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #98 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1291 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| #23 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #57 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #517 | old sweatpants | 130 |
| #22 | packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #114 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #155 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #93 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #21 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #112 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #147 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #39 | silent B | 7 |
| #165 | silent I | 2 |
| #52 | silent J | 6 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #117 | silent O | 6 |
| #111 | silent P | 5 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #11 | sinistral homunculus | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1213 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1013 | stuffed Meat | 44 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4332 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #464 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3611 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #6351 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #2006 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #93 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #531 | stuffed martini | 16 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1268 | stuffed mink | 32 |
| #954 | stuffed monocle | 48 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #192 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2 |
| #3092 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3213 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #3816 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4254 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #991 | stuffed teddy butler | 46 |
| #962 | stuffed tin of caviar | 48 |
| #1459 | stuffed treasure chest | 21 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #112 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #309 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #652 | top | 7 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1125 | useless powder | 29 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |