| #1282 | Angry Farmer candy | 17 |
| #317 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #215 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #15 | Breathitin™ | 5 |
| #399 | Cold Hots candy | 13 |
| #1268 | Daffy Taffy | 14 |
| #14 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 5 |
| #25 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 5 |
| #156 | Effermint™ tablets | 13 |
| #205 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #19 | Extrovermectin™ | 5 |
| #14 | Fleshazole™ | 5 |
| #619 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #16 | Homebodyl™ | 5 |
| #129 | Milk Studs | 74 |
| #1752 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #17 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 31 |
| #644 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #145 | PEEZ dispenser | 66 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #1997 | Rock Pops | 10 |
| #15 | Salsa Caliente™ candle | 14 |
| #16 | Scent of a Human™ candle | 39 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #22 | Smoldering Clover™ candle | 9 |
| #29 | Steal This Candy | 219 |
| #156 | Swizzler | 67 |
| #1318 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 10 |
| #18 | The Beast Within™ candle | 15 |
| #2389 | Yummy Tummy bean | 14 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #161 | bag of W&Ws | 66 |
| #21 | banana candle | 69 |
| #145 | box of Dweebs | 69 |
| #202 | bread man | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #145 | children of the candy corn | 2 |
| #249 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #164 | chocolate pasta spoon | 3 |
| #162 | chocolate saucepan | 3 |
| #164 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #53 | drum of tommy ammo | 76 |
| #18 | ear candle | 40 |
| #136 | eggwater | 4 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #21 | frozen tofu pop | 5 |
| #195 | gooified animal matter | 10 |
| #174 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #197 | gooified vegetable matter | 10 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #55 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #15 | natural magick candle | 70 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #41 | plain candy cane | 7 |
| #38 | popular tart | 31 |
| #96 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #33 | rainbow glitter candle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #59 | tommy gun | 5 |
| #5 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 77 |
| #17 | votive of confidence | 55 |
| #25 | white earbuds | 1 |