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| #120 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 6 |
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| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
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| #845 | box | 4 |
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| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
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| #99 | oil of stability | 9 |
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| #402 | penguin skin | 153 |
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| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #809 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #722 | scroll of drastic healing | 43 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
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| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
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| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
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