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| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #164 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 3 |
| #73 | Hatorade | 5 |
| #121 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 6 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
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| #254 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 15 |
| #870 | Ram's Face Lager | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #543 | beer lens | 2 |
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| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #842 | box | 4 |
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| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
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| #34 | jumbo olive | 209 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1318 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #153 | milk of magnesium | 11 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #530 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #102 | oil of stability | 9 |
| #151 | ointment of the occult | 8 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #403 | penguin skin | 153 |
| #207 | philter of phorce | 6 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #814 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #721 | scroll of drastic healing | 43 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #201 | serum of sarcasm | 9 |
| #184 | sleazy hi mein | 2 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #79 | stinky hi mein | 13 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
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| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
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| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #121 | twinkly wad | 3,775 |
| #1129 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
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